Here come the Men on Bikes
(It’s the MoBs….. Here come the MoBs)
Here come the Men on Bikes
Talk so nice and tender.

We’re God’s guys, smiles so bright,
All ridin’ Bikes.
So we can get anywhere we like.
Day or night.

The book that’s held by me,
“The D and C,”
Means what Joseph Smith knew,
So do we, see?

So let’s talk, friend
A few minutes, then we’re gone
Black pants, white shirts, black ties on.
Walk in duos,
Smilin’ like this,
Guard against any spiritual violence.

Yo, we all on the Celestial list
Goin’ to worship
With our wives and all our kids.
See us riding round,
Don't give us no flack
Cause you never quite know where the MoBs are at.

Here come the Men on Bikes.
Spiritual defenders
Here come the Men on Bikes.
Talk so nice and tender.

Now, on the sleekest and the fastest of Bikes.
Down the street, ridin’,
Elders, high profilin’
All eyes zoom on holy-rolling two,
But then like BOOM
Black ties fill the room… up, with the quickness
Talk with and witness
Mormonize her, procelytize her
Read The D and C, pray down on our knees.
We’re just MoBs
“Can I please…”
Hear what we say
That’s the way we kick it, ya know what I mean?
Words of our man, The Prophet, get wicked on ya
We’re your first, last and only line of defense
Against the worst Hells of the universe.

So don’t fear us.
Just hear us.
If you ever get near us
Don’t jeer us,
We’re fearless
MoBs freezing on winter rides…
What’s that stand for?
Men on Bikes.

Let me see you just bike with me
Just bike with me, just bike it with me…. Come on…
Let me see you just ride with me
Just ride with me, just ride with me…. Come on…
Let me see you pray with me, just pray it with me, say a prayer with me….
Come on, doin' the Lord's work.
Jell-O, please.

Here come the Men on Bikes.
Spiritual defenders
Here come the Men on Bikes.
Talk so nice and tender.

A’ight, check it, let me tell you this in closing:
The scriptures might seem imposing
But, trust me, if we're in your hood's intersection
Believe me: it’s for your soul’s protection.
Cause we read things that you need not read,
Do baptisms for D-E-A-D
So get your First Wife
Forget that cultist crap
Show love to the name tag
Cause that’s the Men on…. that’s the Men on….

Here come the Men on Bikes.
Spiritual defenders
Here come the Men on Bikes.