"Salt Lake Valley Sunday"
(to the tune of "Pleasant Valley Sunday" by The Monkees)

The local wardhouse down the street
Has a big sign out on its lawn
To welcome in the people there
"Come join us for gospel and songs!"

Another Salt Lake Valley Sunday....
Humidity is quite low there.
Churchtop spires that are all the same.
And they can be seen everywhere!
The U of U, they think "Wahoo!
"Maybe we can beat BYU!"
And I-15, it's so obscene,
Closed off-ramps and no merging room!

Another Salt Lake Valley Sunday
Here in Latter Day Saints Land
People explain
Just how bad coffee is.
But I smile, with a mug in hand!

Elders on a stroll
Come to save my soul
Say they'd like to talk with me.
I tell them it's okay,
"I'm Baptist, by the way...
"But with Methodist tendencies!"

(Ta ta ta ta....)

Another Salt Lake Valley Sunday
Humidity is quite low there.
Another Salt Lake Valley Sunday
Here in Latter Day Saints Land
Another Salt Lake Valley Sunday..... (repeat)